stark major

31.8.05

 


«Oh, yes. Here it is.»

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THE HANGED MAN
Give your opponent 10 Melee Combat skill points and advance to level 8. If you already are at level 8 or higher, add 50 mana points to Nature Magic skill.
If this is the first time you find this card, undress your pants and pee on the table. If you are a woman, have sexual intercourses with your opponent while chewing his underwear. Add 5 points to Sexual Excitment skill and 15 points if you have an orgasm. Whoever comes last, gains unrestricted access to level 10.
Oh, and by the way, it also means you are going to suspension, a meditation period in your life. Just remember to return to your normal position or the excess of blood in your brain will cause adverse effects.
Oh happy life.
 
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